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While not as cool as the ever elusive “Disco Cab*”, this taxi is still pretty rad.
*You know, that cab with the disco ball, flashing lights, and streamers all over the inside? The driver plays crazy electro music reaaaally loud. Is there only one? Has anyone else ever experienced the Disco Cab?
Wish it was like Cash Cab, but still pretty fun…
Ah to breath the air of the Loin again, eat from the delicious foods here and of course go and abuse the wifi at Cup-A-Joe seeing as how I still have sublettors in my apartment.
It wasn’t terribly surprising to see that in the space I wrote about some time back that a Japanese restaurants did indeed open up. YamaSho appears to be decent according to the ratings on “too-good-for-Google’s-half-billion.com” I mean seriously, I’ve had a number of conversations in the past with Jeremy Stoppleman and found him to be a consistently unapologetic and arrogant asshole, but leaving behind a half billion? Apparently you can indeed put a price on stupidity.
Anyways, hopefully more articles will be forthcoming now that I and tenderblogette are on the same time zone as the Loin again. Oh, and speaking of Timezone, Elizabeth Amento is currently having a show there and will have an opening January 8th from 5 to 9 pm at the gallery–717 Leavenworth. See how that works? Send us press releases and we pimp you out! Unfortunately I don’t think we’ll be able to attend but would be thrilled to post any guest posts from Loin Superstars out there who can indeed go.
If you don’t give me hate/love in the comments before then, enjoy your holidays.
Crackheads/Bums shouting nonsense at all hours of the night.
And yet, I still love you Tenderloin.
<3
Or maybe you’re still not back in San Francisco at the moment like me. Whatever the case, it’s totally happening now. Check out more details. Follow on twitter. View some Santa hotties on Lech Walesa (We have a street named after a Polish President? WTF? What did he ever do for the TenderLoin? I’m pissed now.)
Or hey, better yet, get out from behind the screen. Yeah, I know it’s bright outside, but get on yer Santa suit and get nuts you lunatics!
Tis new phonebook season!
Living in San Francisco has made me all too aware of being “green”, so when I saw these sitting in the lobby of my building I couldn’t help but wonder how useless/wasteful these are. I know they’ll just sit there for god knows how long, the kids in the building will play with and destroy them, and will eventually end up in the trash or on the street. Does anyone even use phonebooks anymore?
Some might argue with me that Hallidie Plaza (that hole in the ground outside the Powell Station) isn’t part of the Loin. I say that it very much is and that if you go to the right, where the escalators are, it’s the gateway to Union Square. You go to the left where the stairs are (and me walking up the stairs not making eye contact with the Street Sheeters), it’s the gateway to the Loin. In fact, it’s the perfect manifestation as to how San Francisco regards these two districts. Properly Done vs. Good Enough. No one really has been able to deal with the fact that this plaza is a complete disaster. If you haven’t read it, this article by John King from nearly four years ago is an excellent breakdown of what exactly is wrong with the Hallidie Hole and how it can be fixed:
When Hallidie Plaza opened in 1973, named in honor of cable car inventor Andrew Hallidie, the idea was to create a sunken plaza that could be a gathering place, a multilevel celebration of urbanity shielded from traffic and throngs.
Oops! We’ve learned since then that urbanity includes traffic and throngs. The commotion is part of the scene. By telescoping the plaza downward, its users were pulled out of sight and out of the action.
King went on to say that the other part of the plaza, which just seems like an afterthought anyways, should be done away with. I couldn’t agree more. And in fact, moving the visitor’s center up to the top is probably the best thing that could be done as any visitor that comes to visit me has no idea that it’s there, given that it’s on the leftward, Loiny side of the plaza.
Of course I can’t really see this happening with our current political mess. We’d end up with Chris Daly pushing for affordable housing to line the exit of Powell (which would look something like the prison cell scene in 12 Monkeys.) Then we’d end up with Newsom erecting a statue of himself over the entrance, standing with his legs apart so that we’d have to stare at his junk every time we would use the station. Whomever voted for Daly should have to live in his pet projects. Whomever voted for Newsom should have to spend time in a locked room with him.
But, my god, here’s one “small” idea that could actually work: a resevoir. Basically, as King was saying, give up on that extension bit. This has so many pluses to it, that I assume it won’t work in San Francisco due to it being firmly grounded in sensibility. First, it doesn’t have to be gorgeous or have artwork saluting some indigenous peoples. Second, it creates almighty surface area for development. Third, there’s the reservoir which it turns out will save the city money. I had no idea that the sound of rushing water I heard in Powell was actually the sound 44 million gallons of water a year being wasted! All this water is pumped out of the station to stop it from flooding when it could be used to fill up the various street cleaning trucks and other city vehicles that need water as well as washing away Newsom’s hubris on a daily, or as-needed basis.
While I’m pissed that this idea hasn’t come about before in a city that claims to be so green, I’m happy that at least now it’s being thought about and, aside from public officials not getting in to a hair pulling fight, it could actually happen.







