Again, greetings from afar. Apparently the out of control (reportedly) city councilman in Emeryville, Ken Bukowski has been keeping an apartment at 798 Post, which is at the corner of Post and Leavenworth. He’s had it since 1980, which means that he probably pays nearly the same rent at the woman who’s been in my building since 1965 and is probably less than what I spend on groceries each month.

People hang on to apartments in SF for a variety of reasons, but I’m assuming that Ken’s thinking has something to do with the fact that that is a really nice building, is just up the street from Pearl’s (they do make a tasty burger), basically next door to farm:table (they do make a tasty coffee), two blocks up from El Tesoro (they do make a tasty burrito), and of course just a few blocks away from the ever-so-friendly tranny hookers at Sutter & Larkin (not going there.) In short, life is complete for one who lives at 798 Post Street. Oh, but there’s the problem that to qualify for rent control in SF, you have to have the apartment as your primary residence, which if you’re serving as an elected official in Emeryville means it is impossible due to needing to have your primary residence be in that city to serve there.

I’m sure that whatever Citiapartments, Hawthorne-Stone, or other property conglomerate that owns the building now is rubbing its greedy little corporate hands together as it will probably get another $1,000+ a month out of that unit seeing as how, much like a tranny hooker on a Friday night, Ken Bukowski is screwed.

Hi from afar. I happened to be reading The Chron online and came across this article about the change in drug sales in the Loin. I was wondering what the hell OxyContin was as it seems to be the main thing I get offered when walking down Leavenworth to the Civic Center. Yeah, I know, I’m not cool as I don’t know the new drugs, but I’m okay with that.

“OC’s. Get your OC’s” is, depending on the day, something I’ve heard often, which I found surprising as I usually never get offered to buy anything when walking around. This is the reason all of the fearmongers about the Loin really annoy me in that if you aren’t looking for trouble, you’re most likely not going to find any. Look for drugs, hookers, and other badness and you might very well end up with some problems. If you’re looking for tasty, tasty foods, then you’ll definitely find that.

All right, back to pumping out this old underground cistern to convert it to a wine cellar. The first rains of Eastern Spain have come to the plane.

Okay, so gotta take off again. Tenderblogette is currently off defending democracy in West Africa. I am heading out to help restore a turn-of-the-millennium farm house in rural Spain and then off to help with a wine harvest in coastal Croatia. We won’t be back until the end of the year. Hopefully, I’ll find time in the next week to introduce the other authors who signed up to write, but um… haven’t yet started. Guys, let me know if shaming you works. Otherwise, I’ll do begging and if that doesn’t work, I’ll send down my brother once he’s done with his olive oil pressing to try and make blogging something physical, if you know what I mean and you live the Loin, so you better know what I mean. Whoa, my grandeur suddenly went delusional. Where was I? Oh yeah, so if there aren’t any posts, sorry about that. If you’d like to write about your take on the Loin, the invite is out there: thetenderblog@gmail.com

Came across this gem the other day while surfing around various links for the loin on myspace (didn’t realize the Tenderloin was a ‘female’.) Nice, balanced overview of Loininess and all the reasons I live here (especially the transgender part, booyah!):

A couple of shots from walking on Larking and Leavenworth last night while PG&E decided to do a ton of work. Had fun playing with my shutter.

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Cafe Royale has been one of my more favorite spots to go to. The best days were when Kate Dumbleton owned and ran it because she was a super awesome lady that pimped the local scene really well, loved good music, good drinks, and was one of those people who work to make a community kick ass. Don’t tell tenderblogette, but I also thought she was pretty hot too. Maybe some of the other gents will back me up on this or just tell me it was the drinks and my lusty 20’s talking. The new owners are generally all right, but is it my imagination, or have the drink prices been raising steadily?

Anyways, one of the cool things about the place is the rotating art exhibits each month. This one was particularly poignant as it features the work of the loin, a print shop here in–The Loin. I’ve been seeing a number of people wearing their very cools designs around the hood as of late and it’s great that they’ve now got a show. For those not able to stop by Royale, check out their store for tha funky threads.

For those who are able to stop by in this suddenly chill month of October, you’ll be greeted by a display of their goods as seen below:

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It’s about time we got some local businesses like these!

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I don’t what’s worse: the fact that the Academy of Art actually has a noise policy or the fact that they try and enforce it by having students make ‘creative “noise-awareness” signs’ if they violate said policy. Being around these genderless sacks makes it quite obvious that they seriously don’t give a damn about any policy. In fact, it’s almost like they take it as a badge of honor to get featured in there as it would be “irony in training” for future full on hipsterdom. I mean, why else come home in cab drunk and underage?

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This little list is all nice and good, but I’ve got an even better solution: smack ‘em. No paper needed, so it’s a lot more green and honestly, I’m sure that every building monitor wants to do it soooo bad.

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God I’m tired of these trees. I mean, I’m all for saving them, but I can’t believe I actually wrote three articles about them. It’s probably just that the one article stayed up for like two months and I was probably more sick of seeing it than you were.

Apparently, it’s all done though. The trees stay. You can read more about it by someone who actually gets paid to write in the “newspaper”. Sorry, but the quotes are necessary because the point at which the Examiner ran their Bastards! headline on September 12, 2001, they ceased being a real publication, which would explain why they’re covering an article that a blogger has been writing about.

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Yeah, I get it, we’re “in the red”. Is that supposed to be funny? They can start paying my rent and let me complete my enrollment in Healthy San Francisco if that’s the case.

And while I realize it’s a border of the Loin and not actually in the Loin, what the hell was up with southbound traffic on Van Ness tonight? Looked like hell for anyone who was in a car, which thankfully, I wasn’t, as walking is something that soothes my soul–especially when contrasted against the fact I’m walking faster than the cars next to me are moving. To quote Nelson, “Ha, ha.”

(Pardon the sheer and utter crapitude of that photo. I didn’t have my real camera with me at the moment and had capture that with the delicate touch of my Blackberry.)

LIVININTHELOIN brings word today that there is a new mural being painted at Leavenworth & Golden Gate which is a corner in definite need of some beautification. This will also be a nice bookend to the other mural nearby.

Personally, I know that when asked if I’m looking for “OC’s” (because, who isn’t?), having a lovely work of art positioned behind the thug asking goes a long way towards softening the tender moment. In all honesty, I can’t emphasize what a fan I am of the general muralization efforts that are going on in town and Precita Eyes could really use someone donating their web skills to give them a slightly more 21st century website.